March Jordan Raisenesky is the Wildcat Textbooks Employee of the Month for March 2008. Jordan is the first Russian employee to ever work at the store. She originally came to this country as a mail order bride for Wildcat’s own Chris Millisor. However, after learning of Chris’ preferences, she quickly had the union annulled. Luckily for us, Jordan decided to stay in U.S., and she has become an excellent worker (except for the time she filled the water cooler with vodka). In recognition of Jordan’s work ethic, we have awarded her with a pair of pink sorority shorts. Hopefully, Jordan’s former husband won’t try to steal them from her.