November Bert ‘The Hitman’ Wooton is November’s Employee of the Month. Bert has been with Wildcat Textbooks since its inception. His qualities are few and far between, but his attendance has always been exceptional. Bert has very few friends, and virtually zero contact with the ladies, which makes him an ideal employee. Known for eating giant bowls of pasta and being the butt of almost every Wildcat Textbooks’ joke, Bert takes each insult with a grain of salt. Bert’s lone claim to fame is that he was conceived on the very first futon ever made – affectionately known as Wooton’s Futon. For his dedication, Bert was awarded a Blue Tensor 2000 multi-use desk lamp.