Patrick ‘Cattle Face’ Jenkins was born in Lincoln County, New Mexico during the Ides of March, 1981. Orphaned as an infant, Cattle Face earned a reputation in the wild west for being quick on the trigger and an exceptionally considerate lover. His steamy relationship with Maud Burma McAdams was well documented throughout the early 90’s, proving to be the inspiration behind Cattle Face’s lurid poem of feed and seduction "Udder Destruction." Post literary, Cattle Face has managed quality control at Wildcat Textbook’s Genetic Laboratory in Winchester. In recognition of his passion, Cattle Face was awarded an Identity Guard S105PZ paper shredder. October